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 * Room 4 has made a rap called Scrub-a-dub-dub**

A-Scrub-a-dub-dub I do it all the time A-Scrub-a-dub-dub It's dads Idea not mine A-Scrub-a-dub-dub A rinse rinse rinse A-Scrub-a-dub-dub It smells as fresh as mint A-Scrub-a-dub-dub I rub it all in A-Scrub-a-dub-dub The germs will lose and I will win, YEAH!!!

**A little** **bit of advice**

You should use the rap above every time you wash your hands.The rap is about 20 seconds long so use it while you are washing your hands.Also, don't wash your hands for over 30 seconds.Otherwise your hands get all wrinkly

**Jokes**

What did the pathogen say to the germ? Answer **:** Hi

What colour does a red blood cell mixed with a white blood cell make? Answer **:** Pink!!! **: )**

What did the influenza virus say to his army companions? Answer **:** Charge to the human body!!!

Why did the Germ have a funny feeling? Answer**:** Because the antibodies were tickling its tummy!!!

Stories **​** Once there was a germ named..... ok lets just call him Bob. He lived on your hand. That is, until one day, you washed him off. Bob fell down down down, into the drain of the bathroom sink. He said to himself " I think I should reproduce here" because that's what germs do. They love dark, gloomy places to reproduce. So he did. Suddenly there was Bob junior and Boberina. They all fell down down down when Bob had an idea. He said to his children "Cling onto the pipes of the drain!" The children did as they were told. They shifted in midair and were clinging onto the drain. Bob tried to do the same but he couldn't.So he kept on falling down into the gloomy depths. Suddenly SPLAT.He landed in water and died.But kids, that's a good thing because germs make you sick. But still clinging onto the drain were Bob junior and Boberina. They thought they should be like their dad and reproduce. As they were about to reproduce water came rushing down the drain. " I can't hold on any longer," said Boberina. "Neither," replied Bob junior. So they let go. They fell down again and, like their dad, splashed into the water and died.But still, think about how many other germs are in your drain. In any drain in fact. So Bob's story continues with other germs. (Although it isn't Bob) And so this is where our story ends. Thank you for reading.

On your hand, crawling around trying to find ways to make you sick, are millions of billions of germs. I don't have enough time to name them all. It would probably take a decade.But I will name one, the most deadliest of all, the influenza virus. She was having her daily walk when she saw all the germs lineing and diving into something red. She suddenly knew what the red thing was.It was a cut.Influenza went and lined up.When it was her turn,she jump-dived into the cut and started attacking.While she was attacking, she didn't see the anti-biotics coming her way.You probably know what happens next.It was heaps of anti-biotics against one Influenza virus.She quickly started multiplyng.Pretty soon there were more of her. In the war she got killed, and maybe a few others. But still, in the cut was her children.Remember? She had multiplyed?So there was still more influenza virus in your body.How were you going to stop them? You were going to have to stay in bed and not go to school.You would have to take medicine and lie in bed.